This Mets Fan Going Bananas About Missing Opening Day Is My Absolute New Favorite Dude On the Planet

I literally can’t love a dude more than I love this dude. Reminds me of Newman from Seinfeld a little bit. Just going absolutely bananas about missing the Mets opener because of the commuter rail problems. Like this guys has been waiting for Opening Day since the second the Mets got bounced from the playoffs. Probably slept in that gear last night. Absolutely mortified that he missed the opener. I need his ass on Barstool Radio asap and KFC has to take this dude to a Mets game. I’ve never needed more of a guy in my life than this dude and I didn’t even know he existed till 2 seconds ago